Show This Chart To The Next Person Who Leaves You A Voicemail

The truth is out. Nobody is listening to your voicemails. We see that you called. If what you needed to say was that important, you should've texted us. Otherwise, we'll just call you back. We will never, ever listen to that voicemail.

"Hi, just calling to say hi. Call me back." Seeing a missed call on my phone tells me that you called. Sorry, mom and dad.