Washington Shutdown Opens Mall to Foreign Invasion

The House GOP Does Not Want You to Know.
The Media Has Been Silent.

Goose stepping foreigners took command of Washington, D.C.. With a vacuum of political leadership, flocks of opportunists flew in and controlled the National Mall. Canadian geese slimed our monuments. Museums and parks were closed. Metal barriers kept citizens out, but allowed geese to advance unchecked. 

Non-essential workers and residents were quickly evacuated from the Capitol. The president and Congress hunkered in bunkers. Only military personnel remained to mount a counter-offensive. The invaders waddled at will; capturing and subjecting tourists to their silly goose whims.

Government services were paralyzed. Slime is everywhere. The Capitol desperately needs cleansing from this avian invasion. Make their feathers fly.

Your Action Is Needed.
Inform Your Fellow Citizens.
The Slime Cover-up Must be Exposed.

Visual Proof of the Political and Avian Invasion....

Lincoln Memorial: open 24 hours a day, until the government shutdown.


World War II Memorial: more than 4.4 million people visit each year. Now a patriotic soapbox for those who voted to close it.


National Parks: CLOSED to the public.


Flowers: off limits.


Tall, but untouchable.


Taking advantage of the political vacuum, squadron after squadron of Canadian geese landed on the National Mall.


The geese slimed the Mall, and took complete control.


Unwary visitors were captured by vigilant goose squads.


The invading geese want us to act like them.


After forced to perform silly goose routines, captives were released.


It's Time to Clean Up Washington and Send the Geese Home.