We Can't Get Dick Done in This Heat, But <i>USA Today</i> Has Somehow Found a Way

We Can't Get Dick Done in This Heat, ButHas Somehow Found a Way
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It's been hard to get any work done lately. It's hot and we're bothered, and I don't mean that in a good way. The same can't be said for USA Today, which posted this graphic last Friday:

Looks like the sun is about to blow himself, doesn't it? And, you know, if that's what it takes to lower temps around here, by all means.

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