As everyone knows, no wedding detail is more important than the hashtag.
In the words of famed wedding hashtag designer, Samuel Pollark, "Hashtag designing isn’t child’s play. It’s leaving footprints for future generations. It’s #history."
#History, ladies and gentlemen.
Learn more about Pollark's flourishing business in the UCB Comedy video above. After all, it's extremely serious.
"When clients come to me, they know that I value them not as individuals, but as two unique souls who merge together to form one unique phrase," he says.