Run for your (social) lives: Wedding season is here.
April kicks off the season filled with shrieks and cries from the newly engaged, as mailboxes drown in Save the Dates and bank accounts wither from bridesmaid expenses. Some are willing to acknowledge the coming onslaught of bridal showers and Pinterest party favors, but others are still in denial.
"Not everyone is getting married, you guys."
Famous last words.