In this weekend's best late-night jokes, Bill Maher scores two one-liners, Seth Myers hits a "Weekend Update" trifecta, and NBC's late-nighters each come in with a zinger.
Maher joked that the economic situation has grown so dire that "Octo-Mom took all her sperm out of Citibank." He also spoke about Obama going gray, saying, "Now his hair isn't black enough."
Myers mixed topics serious and light, mocking everything from AIG to Square Root Day to Iran.
Meanwhile, Jay Leno found a tasteful way to joke about Barbara Bush's surgery and Jimmy Fallon scored a dig at Larry King, by way of Dr. Sanjay Gupta.