It's the most wonderful time of the year and, if you're lucky, it's also the weirdest.
If it's truly the thought that counts, then you should be thinking about some strange things for the weirdo in your life.
Why not get some chocolates shaped like dog or cat poop? Or an ugly Christmas sweater showing Santa peeing in the snow?
Of course, no nutball would ever turn down a nose-shaped soap dispenser.
No matter how picky your favorite freak is, there's something for them in the annual HuffPost Weird News Christmas Gift Guide.