As a dad, I take Father’s Day seriously ― but not the gifts.
My kids know that I don’t wear ties, don’t need cufflinks and have no interest in shirts that make fun of my grumpiness.
Dads spend all year providing for their kids, so usually all they want on Father’s Day is something that will make them laugh and let them know that their kids understand them as people, not just parents.
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As a public service, HuffPost Weird News is offering our annual Weird Father’s Day Gift Guide to help kids find a gift that only their dad will appreciate.
Whether that means a shark hat or an app that lets Dad stare at his sperm is up to you.
Shark Hat
App That Lets Dad Stare At His Sperm
Beer Holder Hat/Mullet Wig
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Paisley Face Mask
Beard Charms
Pizza In A Bag
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The Sinkie
Book About A Guy Who Broke His Penis
Giant Flask
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Party Leopard Meggings
Size Matters Mug
Boob Vases
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Pizza Towel
Cannabis Humidor
Boozy Bass Bottle Holder
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Giant Beer Pong (Without The Beer)
BB8 Pool Raft
Tabasco-flavored Whiskey
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Pitch-n-Puff
Bacon Trophy
Woofie
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Testicle Plush Toys
Han Solo Leather jacket
Taco Truck
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Bottle Opener Made From AK-47 Magazine
Cannabis Shatter