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My rule for fatherhood is simple: A dad should take take parenting seriously, but not himself.
And he shouldn’t take his Father’s Day gifts seriously either.
Of course, a lot of families didn’t get the memo, which means more work for HuffPost Weird News.
As we do every year, we’ve combed the internet for wacky gifts sure to please the strange dads in your life.
Merman tails? Check! Marijuana vending machine? Yep! Preserved racehorse poop? You bet!
You don’t have to thank us ― save it for your dad.
Merman Tail
Luggage Featuring Your Dad's Ugly Mug
Vulcan Earbuds
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A Pot for Pot
Captain Jean-Luc Picard Face Palm Sculpture
Stretchy Donald Trump Doll
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Beef Jerky Bouquet
Joe Namath Action Figure (Not A Doll)
Unicorn Taco Holder
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Tuxedo Onesie
Pokemon Ball Waffle Iron
Portable Pizza Oven
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Preserved Horse Turds
Skin Tag Remover
Pot Vending Machine
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Portable Solar Generator
Darth Vader Blazer
Customized Coloring Pages
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Banana Whiskey
Chocolate Peanut Butter Pizza
Kangaroo Pouch Shirt
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Most Appropriate Father's Day Card Ever
This article was originally published in June 2019.