The first rule of gift giving is, "It's the thought that counts."
That rule always seems to be tossed out around Mother's Day.
Instead of picking gifts that are truly indicative of a mom's quirky personality, people chicken out and go for the boring old flowers, jewelry or crowded dinners at a chain restaurant.
Even if you haven't thought much about what your mom wants, HuffPost Weird News has.
We've tracked down the strangest, weirdest Mother's Day gifts available, items that will prove you understand your mom better than anyone else.
(Disclaimer: HuffPost Weird News is not responsible for any negative reaction that may occur when your mom actually receives your Mother's Day gift.)
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Mermaid Fish Tail
AquaMermaid.com
Otto The Otter Tape Dispenser
AlwaysFits.com
Creepy Clown Purse
WhatOnEarthCatalog.com
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Cat-Shaped Tissue Holder
WhatOnEarthCatalog.com
Cheeseburger Beach Towel
WhatOnEarthCatalog.com
X-Files Prayer Candle
DrunkMall.com
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Penguin Pajamas
Fun.com
Albert Einstein Cornhole Set
VictoryTailgate.com
Nubrella
Nubrella.com
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Nexsey
Nexsey.com
Sloth Earrings
CafePress.com
Coffee Mugs Showing Attacks By UFOs, Bigfoot, Dinosaurs
CalamityWare.com
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Big Girl Panties Flask Necklace
CafePress.com
Black Skull Purse
Fun.com
Weird Tales Shower Curtain
CafePress.com
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Lego Family Portrait
TwoThreeBricks.com
Emergency Toilet Set
Overstock.com
Dynatrap Insect Zapper
Dynatrap.com
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Pickle Juice Sport Drink
PicklePower.com