The Weirdest Gummy Candies That've Ever Gummied (PHOTOS)

Guys, there are some things that do not need to be memorialized in gummy candy.

We have seen some weird candy in our day. From magical instant gummy candy to twerking pudding to salsa spaghetti candy, we sometimes feel like we've seen it all. But there is one candy category we've really been sleeping on, and it's just been getting weirder and weirder while we've had our backs turned: gummy candy.

What started with worms and bears and the occasional Coca-Cola bottle has become a pantheon of the almost unbelievably bizarre. There are those candies meant to intentionally shock and gross out, of course -- but there are also weird gummy candies with almost no explanation whatsoever. What on earth would possess us to commemorate these items in gummy immortality? Here, we've ranked some of the strangest we've seen, from "Oh that's kind of cute" to "OMG, WTF."

18
World's Largest Gummy Worm
Amazon
This weighs three pounds and seems completely practical.

World's Largest Gummy Worm, $29.99 on Amazon
17
Gummy Pizza
Amazon
Gummy Pizza, $35.83 (for a 48-pack, calm down) on Amazon
16
Gummy Bacon Strips
Candy Warehouse
Well, yeah, we should have seen this coming.

Gummy Bacon Strips, $6.00 on Candy Warehouse
15
Gummy Burgers
Amazon
Gummy Burgers, $14.50 on Amazon
14
Hot Dog Gummi Candy
Amazon
Hot Dog Gummi Candy, $9.95 on Amazon
13
Jelly Filled Gummy Brains Candy
Candy Warehouse
Sure, we'll spring for these on Halloween.

Jelly Filled Gummy Brains Candy, $7.50 on Candy Warehouse
12
Gummy Eye Candy
Amazon
Gummy Eye Candy, $10.29 on Amazon
11
Gummi Teeth Candy
Candy Warehouse
Gummi Teeth Candy, $19.50 on Candy Warehouse
10
Giant 1-Pound Gummy Heart
Candy Warehouse
Giant 1-Pound Gummy Heart, $15.00 on Candy Warehouse
9
Gummi Green Army Men
Amazon
Can you imagine how sad a case of mistaken identity on these would be?

Gummi Green Army Men, $9.55 on Amazon
8
Haribo Susse Mause (Sweet Mice) Gummi Candy
Amazon
7
Old Time Mustache Candies
Amazon
Honestly, they're not even licorice-flavored. What the heck?

Old Time Mustache Candies, $7.72 on Amazon
6
Fried Egg Gummies
Amazon
Fried Egg Gummies, $6.99 on Amazon
5
Gummy Chicken Feet
Candy Warehouse
Gummy Chicken Feet, $19.80 on Candy Warehouse
4
Haribo Gummi Centipedes Candy
Candy Warehouse
Okay, these are literally making our skin crawl.

Haribo Gummi Centipedes Candy, $19.50 on Candy Warehouse
3
Gummy Boogers Candy
Amazon
GUYS, WHAT?

Gummy Boogers Candy, $6.25 on Amazon
2
Gummy Ear Wax Candy
Candy Warehouse
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

Gummy Ear Wax Candy, $8.75 on Candy Warehouse
1
Eat S**t Gummies
Amazon
Oh dear.

Eat S**t Gummies, $9.98 on Amazon

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