Think back to the simplicity and innocence of childhood. Were you worried about your eyebrows, or your lashes, or your nail beds? Of course not! You had kickball to play and SpongeBob SquarePants to watch.
But somewhere along the way, you became aware of these beauty standards. You realized that your brows weren’t on fleek, and that your lashes were stubby. Maybe you found dark circles under your eyes, or enlarged pores on your face. But for a select few, all this paled in comparison to the emergence of some truly funky hairlines.
When your hairline is so wavy it looks like a cardiogram, simple hairstyles become exceedingly complicated. For women, braids and ponytails are a fate worse than death. For men, a barber who screws up their edges is unforgivable.
Here are 17 tweets that anyone with a funky hairline can understand:
You get by with a little help from your friends.
The worst possible combination:
The one insult that cuts right to the bone:
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s karma.
Hairline on fleek.
When you feel Peyton Manning’s pain.
When real recognizes real on ‘The Bachelorette.’
Starting to feel personally victimized by these tweets...
Okay, that’s just way out of line.
Sorry, Robby.
Tfw your hairline peaces out.
When Snapchat filters are your secret weapon.
Middle parts just aren’t an option.
When your hairline straight up vanishes.
Creating a Bitmoji just ends up deflating your ego.
Seeing a celeb with a weird hairline makes you unreasonably happy.
Flyaways may actually be the death of you.
You’ve probably shaved it all off at one point or another.
But at the end of the day, you’re thankful. Because at least you’re not this guy:
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