Have we reached peak zombie?
It might seem that way based on the weird products that are being marketed for Halloween this year.
Seems every other item has a zombie connection. There are zombie bottle openers, zombie poop candy, zombie versions of the American Gothic painting and even a chiazombie.
Don't get us started on the Zombie Hot Dog costume.
We could have done a whole list of zombie-themed Halloween products, but that would have left out the many other tasteless costumes and products that definitely qualify as weird.
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Now, if you'll excuse us, there's an inflatable sex doll costume we have to try on.
Zombie Hotdog
Savers.com
Cheeseburger Head Mask
AlwaysFits.com
Breathalyzer Costume
HalloweenCostumes.com
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Creepy Bear That Eats Its Own Heart
SpiritHalloween.com
Junk Mail
HalloweenCostumes.com
Swanky Talking Pornstache
BigMouthToys.com
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TV Dinner Gumballs
AlwaysFits.com
Gorilla Girlfriend Costume
BuyCostumes.com
Candy Urine, Saliva And Blood
CandyWarehouse.com
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Hashtag Costume
HalloweenCostumes.com
I Don't Want To Grow Up Costume
BuyCostumes.com
Halloween Horror Apron
PartyCheap.com
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Zombie Bottle Opener
Wayfair.com
Genie Magic Lamp
HalloweenCostumes.com
Bert Skin Suit
HalloweenCostumes.com
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Zombie American Gothic
Wayfair.com
Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
SpiritHalloween.com
Double Occupancy Outfit
BuyCostumes.com
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Inflatable Doll
HalloweenCostumes.com
Shark Shirt
BuyCostumes.com
Zombie Gnombie Statue
Wayfair.com
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Raspberry-Chocolate Brains
TheFrostedPetticoat.com
Chia Zombie
www.Chiazombie.com
Bearded Dragon Costume
Petsmart.com
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Bullet Hole Pillow Cases
PillowDecor.com
Haunted Lamp
SpiritHalloween.com
Zombie Phone Holder
Wayfair.com
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Gummy Heart
CGets.com
Gender Doubting Thomas
PuppetTerrors.com/
Mac-N-Cheese Costume
BuyCostumes.com
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