Halloween is a time when people can be something they’re not (unless, of course, they’re weird ― there is no way those people can ever be normal).
Seems this year, a lot of people want to be sexy, but these costume choices may make that a challenge.
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A sexy Scooby Doo? Maybe.
A sexy Cat In The Hat? Perhaps.
A sexy acorn tree with a squirrel puppet in the crotch? That’s just nuts!
As is usual (but not normal), HuffPost Weird News has collected some of the strangest, weirdest and most tasteless Halloween merchandise.
Go treat yourself, but don’t get tricked into purchasing costumes like the ones in this creeper gallery.
Sexy Scooby Doo
3Wishes.com
A Very Special Present
WonderCostumes.com
Droopers Waitress
SpiritHalloween.com
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Turn Me On
HalloweenCostumes.com
Wanna See My Nuts Costume
SpiritHalloween.com
Bloody Toilet Paper
SpiritHalloween.com
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Adult Inflatable Baby Costume
SpiritHalloween.com
Sexy Cat In Hat
SpiritHalloween.com
Floating Dead Rubber Duck
Celebriducks
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Man In Tub Costume
HalloweenCostumes.com
Toilet Costume
HalloweenCostumes.com
Donald Trump Wall Costume
TVStoreOnline.com
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Sexy Cow Costume
WonderCostumes.com
Giant Schnoz Mask
SpiritHalloween.com
Bro White
3wishes.com
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Sawing Wood Doll Animatronic
SpiritHalloween.com
Sexy (But Still Slightly Creepy) Clown
3wishes.com
Sexy Jack Skellington
3wishes.com
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Mohawk Wig Typically Worn By Extras In Bad 1980s Action Comedies
VogueWigs.com