Being a mother is a crazy job. You have to raise these bizarre little blobs known as babies into human-type creatures that, hopefully, can find a productive place in society.
The weirdest part of it all comes on Mother's Day when these rug rats thank you for your love by taking you to an overpriced crowded chain restaurant or giving you stolen, wilted flowers or chocolate that sends you closer to pre-diabetes.
Mom: It's time for you to speak up for yourself and school those clueless kids of yours on what a proper Mother's Day gift should be.
Whether it's a shark-shaped hat, a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur or a bracelet made of dead beetles, we have something perfect for every type of weird mom.