Thanksgiving is celebrated every day by the HuffPost Weird News staff.
We are forever grateful that we are gainfully employed despite our obvious flaws and excessive interest in subjects that polite society finds strange, bizarre and, yes, weird.
But finding weird news can be difficult at times. Some days, people just don't feel like doing something that makes a reasonable person say "WTF!"
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However, any day where the news includes one of the following 30 (or any combination thereof) is a day to be thankful indeed.
Anatomical Wonders Who Get Married
WikiMedia:
Extraterrestrials
AP
Two-headed Animals
Venice Beach Freakshow
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Eating Contests
WikiMedia:
Beauty Queens Who Do Porn
Twitter.com
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Brazilian Booty Pageants
AP
Excessively Manicured Facial Hair
Getty Images
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Zombies
AP
End Of The World Predictions
WikiMedia:
Bigfoot (Or Just Plain Bigfoot DNA)
Getty Images
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Jesus Appearing In Things Like Shower Mold
KTRK
The Vampire Woman
Getty
Tattooed Mug Shots
AP
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Testicle-eating Fish
KSDK
Stupid Guinness World Records
TruTV
Marijuana Porn
Jonathan Amsted
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People Who Predict The Future Using Poop
Journey To Planet Sanity
Celebrities Who Aren't Really Celebrities
Getty
People Who Staple Their Scrotum After Losing A Bet
Saber DaSilva/Vimeo
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Bad (But Good-looking) Teachers
Facebook
Toilet-themed Restaurants
Elizabeth Daniels/Eater.com
Questionable Parents
Greenville County Sheriffs Office
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Mealbreakers
5Min/Ross Parry
Women Who Plan To Marry Charlie Manson
YouTube.com
Alleged Naked Pooping Masturbators
Facebook.com
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Editors Willing To Have Swords Thrown At Them While Wearing A Turkey Suit
HuffPost Live
HuffPost Weird News Readers
HuffingtonPost.com
Porn Stars Who Get Kicked Out Of Baseball Stadiums For Wearing Unicorn Masks
UnicornArmy.com
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