Yes, Valentine’s Day is a sham of a holiday, an event created for the sole purpose of making people shell out money to prove their love.
It’s even more challenging for weird people, as they are pressured to conform to what society says is an appropriate gift.
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To that, we say, “nonsense!” Love is a weird emotion and should be celebrated as such.
Rather than putting people in a box, we’ve found gifts that reflect the rather strange relationship you’ve probably found yourself in.
And if you don’t have a Valentine? We’ve got you covered as well.
You can thank us later (with one of the gifts in this list, of course).
Orangutan Love Doll
Boozy Bangle
Sexy Garden Gnome
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Oversized Bouquet
Unicorn Underwear
Tata Towel
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Snorlax Beanbag
Rubber Chicken
Chocolate That Looks Like Marijuana
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Talking Donald Trump Valentine's Day Card
Marijuana-infused Bath Salts
American Horror Story Rubber Man Costume
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Revenge Pinata
Gift-Wrapped Rat Replica
Love Bug Costume
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Diamond Ring Wine Glass
Pink BBQ Set
Steven Universe Cheeseburger Backback
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Sushi Soap
Happy Apple THC Cider
Mermaid Tail Blanket
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Shark Themed Bath Salts