Of all the gift-giving holidays, perhaps Valentine’s Day is the most fraught with danger.
Some Valentines have such high expectations that they end up being disappointed when they get the same cliche candy, flowers or sex apparel.
Booooooooring!
Luckily, with our guide you don’t have to worry about disappointing your Valentine (because you probably will ― see? No more stress!).
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But if you’re dating someone who would be disappointed to receive a 6-foot gummy cobra, a marijuana bouquet or a purse shaped like a bloody butcher knife, trust us: You don’t want them in your life.
Meanwhile, anyone who loves the gifts below (or is at least willing to fake enthusiasm) is a real keeper.
Giant Gummy Python
Mobile Phone Teeth Whitener
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Giant Pirahna Plant Puppet
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Upside-Down Wine Glass
Bloody Butcher Knife Handbag
Bouquet Of Stuffed STI Microbes
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Marijuana Flower Bouquet
Jack Links Beef Jerky Valentine's Package
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Super Mario Lounging Outfit
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Bob Ross Underwear
Unicorn Sleep Mask
Geode Dildo
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Cupid Costume
Rugrats Reptar Slippers
Shed Defender
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THC Rectal Suppository
Anti-Valentine's Day Hoodie
Portable Oxygen Container
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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Board Game
Coffee Mug That Subtly Suggests Prostitution
Elvis Dachshund Figurine
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Peanut Butter And Jelly Necklace
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