Having a one-of-a-kind love affair is a great thing ― except where Valentine’s Day is concerned.
The holiday’s focus on generic gifts like cards, flowers and candy forces everyone into a romantic box where one size is expected to fit all.
Considering that your love is such a unique person ― OK, weirdo ― being required to pick the same ordinary gifts can be confining.
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Well, confine yourself no more! HuffPost Weird News has compiled a list of gifts sure to make the heart of even the weirdest person palpitate with excitement. Some are definitely NSFW.
Whether it’s a one-pound chocolate lobster, a booby-shaped pillow or a baloney face mask, your Valentine will sure get a “heart on” for all these products.
Box Of Chocolates Costume
Baloney Face Mask
Chocolate Lobster
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Splashes Heart-Shaped Eyelash Thingies
Pink Ghostface Doll
Rose Petal Pre-Roll
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Light-Up Butt Plug
Red Rose Costume
Cocktail-Flavored Jelly Beans
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Sexy Shower Art
I Only Have Eyes For You Ugly Valentine's Day Sweater
Dildo Sword
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Book Of Your Old Text Messages
Sexy(?) Tongue Scraper
Attachment That Turns Bath Faucet Into Sex Toy
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Vulva Candle
Cannabis Leaf Waffle Iron
Booby Pillow
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Puppy Panties
Fuckit Bucket Necklace
CMY Cubes
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Vajayjay Onesie
Matching Whipped Cream Thong And Hammock Pouch Undies
Britney Amber Interactive Stroking Device
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Care Bear Ugly Valentine's Sweater
Personalized Pencils That Can Also Be Planted
Really Expensive Butt Plug That Could Double As A Postmodern X-mas Tree In A Pinch
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Vulgar Valentine's Day Cookies
Motorbunny Sex Toy
Mixology And Murder Cocktail Recipe Book
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