Valentine’s Day is the weirdest of all holidays. It’s a day when people are supposed to focus on one particular lover by giving them generic gifts like flowers, candy or a nice dinner.
Where’s the imagination? Where’s the creativity? Where’s the personal touch?
Right here in the HuffPost Weird Valentine’s Day Gift Guide. Surely, there is something here that will be perfect for the lovable weirdo in your life.
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Trust us. We know weirdos.
Junk In Trunk Male Thong
Funslurp.com
Gun-Shaped Wine Bottle Opener
WineOvationcom
Bacon Roses
BaconBoxes.com
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Welcome Home Gnome
AlwaysFits.com
Anatomically Correct Heart Pendant
UncommonGoods.com
Heart Eyes Emoji Mask
AlwaysFits.com
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Spoon Pillow (That Looks Like Something Else)
SpoonFoolPillowcom/
Blood Splatter Bath Mat
Tipsy Wine Glasses
Kohls.com
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Ukanlayme Shower Curtain
CafePress.com
IUD Earrings
Etsy.com
Anatomical Heart in a Mug
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Handcuff Bracelet
Bonanza.com
Love Stinks Pillow CafePress
CafePress.com
66-Inch Plush Rose
Jet.com
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Boob Shaped French Press
Tictail.com
Anatomical Heart Undies
CafePress.com
Boxer-Briefs That Are Probably Too Sexy For You
3Wishes.com
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Heart-shaped Egg Poacher
Jet.com
Death Star Planetarium
Pyropet Candles
Pyropetcandles.com
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Beating Heart Morphsuit
HalloweenCostumes.com
Kiss Necklace
Overstock.com
Boom Box Yoga Bag
YogaOutlet.com
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Hearty Buns Brief
3Wishes.com
Tenderheart Bear Costume
HalloweenCostumes.com
Pokeball Purse
Fun.com
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Vader Boxers
TVStoreOnline.com
Excessively Milataristic Cupid Statuette
Shapeways.com