President-elect Trump meeting with Rapper Kayne West at Trump Tower. FLOTUS Ivanka, in background, also in attendance.
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Tonight's top story: In what many are calling greatest humanitarian crisis of the 21st century, troops loyal to Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad have recaptured nearly all of the city’s opposition-held areas. Reports of mass evacuations of the war-torn city follow reports of mass civilian executions, as heart-wrenching good-byes posted on social media…
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Kanye West has entered the building, Trump Tower, that is. The media mogul and hubby of Kim Kardashian sported a casual look in sweats and sneakers, while the real-estate mogul-elect wore a navy suit and crimson-colored tie. The reason for the rapper’s recent meeting with the President-elect remains unclear. HOT News will continue to monitor this breaking news story as it unfolds.
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President-elect Donald Trump has chosen ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson for Secretary of State. The 64-year old oil executive, who has no government experience, was awarded Russia’s Order of Friendship in 2013, raising serious concerns about Tillerson’s deep ties to Russia and his ability to....
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Care for a little Trump with your morning Joe? Make mine an Ivanka Trump! Yup that’s right! The highest bidder in an auction for Eric Trump’s charity will score a coffee date with the soon-to-be first daughter, who will be assuming the role of first lady, while the other first lady, Melania Trump, stays in the Northern White House, formerly known as Trump Tower. The highest bid for the coffee auction so far is $67,888, by Tex-Mex CEO, Russell Ybarra. Making America Great Again, one cup of coffee at a time.
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In one of his biggest policy meetings to date, CEO’s from leading tech firms recently met with President-elect Trump in a roundtable summit. Also in attendance were Trump’s three children, prompting rising concern about the Trump children’s roles in the new administration. Guests at the roundtable were served bottles of Trump Natural Spring Water, the president-elect’s water brand.
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U.S. officials confirm a “high level of confidence” Putin was personally involved in the election hack. President Barack Obama vowed retaliatory action against Russia for its interference in the US presidential election. He further pledged to…
We interrupt this broadcast with breaking news live from Trump Tower, where the President-elect is about to tweet his latest message to the American people:
@realDonaldTrump: “Has anyone looked at the really poor numbers of Vanity Fair Magazine? Way down, big trouble, dead! Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!”
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