Ever wonder how your life stacks up to the great David Bowie?
Let me introduce you to supbowie.com, the website that let's you scroll through the biography of David Robert Jones year by year. Type in your age -- or any random age, really -- and you'll get a snippet of what Ziggy did that year.
Remember his mime troupe "Turquoise"? Remember when he made a guest appearance on "SpongeBob Square Pants"? Remember JARETH?
Go ahead, spend the day perusing all that is Bowie. Either that, or you're going to be experimenting with 18th-century wigs because the first work week of January is pretty rough.
Moral of the story? Never forget Jareth.
UPDATE: Jan. 11 -- David Bowie died on Jan. 10. after an 18-month battle with cancer.
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