Tell dog jokes of course!
Here is a list of my Top 21! Add yours to the comment section below and let the laughter begin!
A Collie walked into the bar. The bartender said,
"Why the Long Face?"
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper, and you get more feet.
-Rita Rudner
The judge paused the case to ask an important question: Do you mean you were wearing a leash?
The defendant stood up and objected! Your honor, aren't you leading the witness
What do you call a dog who can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador!
What did the police dog say when he followed the wrong trail?
My faux paw
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bulldog!
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
"Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer:
"All 40 accounted for."
"But I only have 36 sheep," says the farmer.
"I know," says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up."
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound!
How does your dog wish you a merry Christmas
Fleas Navidad
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
Flea markets!
What did the skeleton say to the puppy as he was leaving on a trip?
Bone Voyage
Why do dogs run in circles?
To make ends meet!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with da-light!
What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog. Then I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult.
-Damien Fahey
Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
She was ticketed for littering.
A Beagle walked into the grocery store and the girl behind the counter said, "Sorry, no dogs."
The Beagle turned to her and said, "That's okay, I just wanted a box of cereal."
Did I miss any? I sure hope so. Post your favorites in the comments below!