What Your Mom Is Really Saying When She Comes To Visit

A mom translator just in time for that day of the year when you're legally obligated to spend time with her.

You know that feeling when your mom comes to visit and she's saying nice things, but you're pretty sure that below the surface sits a lot of criticism of the choices you're making in your life? Yeah, we've been there.

Comedy writer Ali Vingiano has produced a video for Glamour that attempts to unravel the mystery of what mom's really saying when she comes to visit.

Deep down, you know all this to be true.

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No, but I'm trapped while you remind me.
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Yeah ... everything's gonna go right with this.
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Oh, the ten voicemails that start with silence and then you saying, "Do I go now?"
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GREAT, YOU CAN CLONE THEM AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
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So long, social media freedom ...
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Why don't I believe you?
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Everything. Probably everything.
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Well, you could have fooled me.
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Is it a "Divorcing Your Parents" how-to? Please?