When You Hear the Word "Congo," Naturally You Think "Fun for Children"

For a limited time only, we can go to the Congo for $799.99!

Our "Congo Excursion 2011" features an "8' Wave Slide, Rock Wall w/Rope, Trapeze Bar, Belt Swing, Glider Swing, Telescope, Binoculars & More."

The "& More" refers to:

And yet, speaking of, our Congo Excursion 2011 curiously fails to feature any black children:

Huh. I'm beginning to get a funny feeling about this whole Congo Excursion thingy. Maybe it's not such a great idea after all?