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Thoughts You Have When Your Crush Is Suddenly 'In A Relationship'

When The Person You Like Is Suddenly 'In A Relationship'
Andy McDonald

Writer, HuffPost

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Who the @#$% is that they're with?

There are few things more traumatizing than stalking around (let's be blunt here) your crush's Facebook page and suddenly seeing that they're "in a relationship." WTF -- it can't be. YOU should be the one who's in a relationship with them.

It's cool, though, their significant other probably won't last. They don't know your crush like you do. They probably don't even have a doll made out of your crush's hair. What is this, amateur hour?

[Uncontrollable sobbing]

There, there. BuzzFeed Yellow has a shoulder for you to cry on while you pick up the pieces.

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