Who the @#$% is that they're with?
There are few things more traumatizing than stalking around (let's be blunt here) your crush's Facebook page and suddenly seeing that they're "in a relationship." WTF -- it can't be. YOU should be the one who's in a relationship with them.
It's cool, though, their significant other probably won't last. They don't know your crush like you do. They probably don't even have a doll made out of your crush's hair. What is this, amateur hour?
There, there. BuzzFeed Yellow has a shoulder for you to cry on while you pick up the pieces.
Before You Go
Okay, a few things. 1) No. 2) What? 3) No.
Make sure you don't have anything on your face. Like a park bench.
You're close, but not quite there.
There's a way you can do this and exert less energy in the process.
You've got a kid in the way. Get that kid out of the picture and you'll be kissing in no time.
Listen, you both have a car. And it's raining out. You should be able to figure this out.
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It's like you went straight from eating a sub sandwich to kissing without changing your face.
Always make sure Gravity is set to "Yes."
Let's hope those beards smell nice.
With a few more tries, you'll figure this whole three-dimensional space thing out.
If you can't even hit the target on a wax figure, then...