Presidential candidate and former Comedy Central Roastee Donald Trump has made multiple headlines this year for his repetitive racist and fascist-like remarks. His cartoonish rich-guy cliches have lent themselves to multiple satire articles. Some of them are better than others. What we're getting at is that it's harder than we had initially anticipated. Anyways, this is "Who Said It: Donald Trump or Lebron James?" You'll probably get all of these right. They're not that hard. Whatever. Here. Content.
"I will build the best wall, the biggest, the strongest, not penetrable, they won't be crawling over it, like giving it a little jump and they're over the wall, it will cost us trillions."
Answer: Donald Trump
Pretty obvious right? Like it would be really weird for Lebron James to take such a radical stance on immigration during his run to 11 NBA All-Star selections. I guess it could feasibly happen, but it would be sort of out of character for him to actively try to appeal to the racist fears of Middle America out of nowhere.
"You know, God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball."
Answer: Lebron James.
Okay I guess technically Donald Trump could have said this. But realistically, the only time when this quote would make sense coming from him is if someone asked him "Donald, why aren't you a professional basketball player?" Pretty specific question to ask him, given his reasons of notoriety, you know?
"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day."
Answer: Donald Trump
Again, this shouldn't really blow your mind. Lebron James himself is black, so it would be pretty nuts for him to say he's super against black guys counting his money. I can't say that I know he's not an anti-semite, but I feel like he wouldn't generalize all jewish people like that. It'd be pretty fucked up if he did. I mean he's better than that, you know? You should be 3 for 3 right now.
"The Oscars were a great night for Mexico, and why not - they are ripping off the US more than almost any other nation."
Answer: Lebron James. No just kidding it's Trump again.
Can you imagine if Lebron James was the same guy, but just really hated Mexicans the same way Trump does? Like, a dominant point forward and NBA champion, but just REALLY fucking cannot stand Mexicans. That'd be so weird. Anyways, yeah, you should have gotten this one right too. Sorry. I wish this quiz could be harder. We just didn't plan it out very well.
"I love Kobe. I love his competitive nature. I love competing against him. I talked to him before the season just to say it's great to have him back"
Answer: Lebron James
Are we even fucking trying at this point? Yeah, obviously that's a Lebron James quote. Okay well, we warned you. Article is over. Whatever. We tried.