Who's the Biggest Douchebag of 2009?

This was the year douchebaggery went mainstream. From fading TV stars who latched onto Twitter like a life raft to silicon-enhanced airheads, media leeches, wanna-be terrorists, and male sluts on steroids, the year was filled with some of the finest d-bagging we've ever seen.

Who's the douchiest of them all? Select your favorite d-bagger from one of the following ten. 

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