Wondering why? If you try typing "Why won't..." into Google, you'll see Google try to automatically complete the search term, and few odd suggestions pop up, including "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea."
What's going on here?
It has to do with a Google feature that's designed to expedite searches.
How does Google Suggest work, and where do those "suggestions" come from? The short answer is this: the suggestions are taken from searches previous users all over the world have done on Google, as well as searches you've done, sites in Google's search index, and ads on Google. As one HuffPostTech reader notes, they're suggestions based off of searches by people just like you. Read more here.
There are many other strange, surprising, and often hilarious "Google Suggests".
Check out the great (WEIRD) stuff in the slideshow below, as well as a screenshot of the trending "Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea."