If you want to let your inner direwolf out in the bedroom, we’ve found the perfect sex toy for you.
The “Game of Moans—Long Shaft” is an 11.5-inch replica of Jon Snow’s Valyrian steel sword Longclaw. It even has a Stark direwolf at the very top of the sword, because attention to detail is everything.
Here’s GeekySexToys.com punny description of the sex toy, which will set you back $110:
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“Game of Thrones” fans on Twitter expressed a mixture of excitement and concern over the King in the North’s fancy new R-rated sword:
Guys, don’t get too hung up on the details. Just close your eyes and think of Snow and hopefully, winter won’t be the only thing coming.