30 Women Who Are In An Intimate Relationship With Chocolate

You've seen 'Women Laughing Alone with Salad,' but you're not prepared for this.

This year, we resolved to eat more chocolate. We realized we'd been neglecting our sweet tooth, and hoped to make things right. As we searched the archives for a photo that would appropriately convey our renewed commitment to loving chocolate, we realized that someone had already thought of that... many times over.

In fact, there are so many photos of women who appear to be either in love, or actually engaging in the physical manifestation of love with chocolate, that we thought you might like to see some of the strangest ones compiled together. In the grand tradition of "Women Laughing Alone with Salad," we bring you 30 women who are in an intimate relationship with chocolate. (Fair warning: it gets a mildly NSFW, in parts.)

This woman loves how much fun chocolate can be.
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This woman is being swept off her feet by chocolate.
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This woman wants you to back up off her chocolate, thank you.
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This woman took her chocolate on a hiking date.
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I am not kidding, the actual caption on this photo is "Pleasure/Pain."
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We assume this is what Snapchat is like, mostly.
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This woman is in a long-distance relationship with chocolate, but they finally get to spend a weekend together.
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Sure, if you're into that kind of thing.
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This woman's chocolate made a surprise visit at her job.
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This woman's chocolate likes when she wears lingerie.
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This woman just got married to her chocolate and couldn't be happier, but she also might cry, on account of being so happy.
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This woman can't believe what her chocolate just said.
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Yeah, I mean, this is happening.
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This woman's chocolate is HILARIOUS.
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This woman isn't ready to settle down with one chocolate.
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This woman never thought she would find chocolate that understands her this well.
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Um, sorry for interrupting.
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This woman found the kind of chocolate she can enjoy a lazy Sunday with.
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Okay, just get a room.
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This woman is so excited to introduce you to her chocolate!
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This woman finally knows what it feels like to be in love with a chocolate.
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This woman's chocolate made her a mix tape.
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This woman wants to give chocolate another chance, but she's been hurt before.
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This woman and her chocolate are getting a romantic couple's massage.
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Wow, there are a lot of these.
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This woman is going to make chocolate forget there were ever any women before her.
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Caption, presented without comment: "Young girl licking chocolate cake off her friend."
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This woman is letting her chocolate listen for their baby's heart beat.
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Update: When you really fall in love for the first time, you're convinced that no one could ever have felt like this before. It's the same way with chocolate. Carla Martin at Bittersweet Notes was also inspired by "Women Laughing Alone with Salad" and noticed in 2012 that women were falling hard for the dark stuff. Head over to her post here to check out a few we missed.

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