Here's a bunch of women who feel really guilty about eating dessert. And no wonder -- I think we can all agree that women who eat dessert should be put in jail.
What was that? No one can see this!
I'm really getting away with something here.
I know you intended to tell others about me eating this, but don't.
Surely no one will see me eating these donuts from under my desk.
Eating this cake is morally wrong but I already have it here on a plate.
I must've blacked out.
No one is seeing me take this cake out of the fridge, right?
I spend my free time looking wistfully at cake.
I'm about to do a bad thing!
Touching this novelty-sized cupcake is a major risk.
Don't worry, I'm certainly not enjoying this ice cream.
No one better see me eat this entire cake in my jimjams.
Me eating a cupcake is a playful secret.
Oh no now everyone knows I eat donuts with a fork!