17 Things Every Women's Magazine Will Tell You (That You Should Ignore)

Jennifer Aniston is really hot but she is also very pathetic. We want to have her hairstyle and her arms, but only to carry on her legacy when she dies alone.
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Women's magazines are expensive. In this economy, I can't just throw five dollars out the window to read about eight discreet ways to have sex in public or what Lauren Conrad's doing with her hair. Luckily, I've read enough of these gems in the past to describe every issue being released this fall. YOU'RE WELCOME. For more from The Frenemy, go here! - Alida Nugent

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