For all the fellow slobs out there:
"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven."
― Erma Bombeck
"Neatness, madam, has nothing to do with the truth. The truth is quite messy, like a wind blown room."
― William J. Harris
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