Whether you're single, in a relationship or adrift in the sea known as "It's complicated," just be happy if you can't relate to any of these dating snafus.
The Twitter hashtag #WorstDateIn5Words was a trending topic on Thursday and prompted thousands of tweets from people who have lived to tell the tale of dates gone wrong -- as well as people who can write a good 5-word joke about one.
From seriously awkward conversation starters ("I'm not racist but...") to levels of discomfort we can only imagine ("His ankle bracelet started beeping") and some clever nods to dating in the movies ("Titanic"), here are some of the funniest #WorstDateIn5Words tweets the Internet had to offer:
Men's Rights Activist
His Mom Bought Dinner
Hemingway Off Base
Flashback To 2012
IT'S A TRAP
Oh, Baby
"I think my water broke." #WorstDateIn5Words
— Michael Kimmel (@mkimml) December 18, 2014
[Shiver]
That Never Ends Well
Neither Does This
"White people experience racism, too!" #WorstDateIn5Words
— SocialJusticeKrieger (@UnseenPerfidy) December 18, 2014
Three's A Crowd
Gotta Stay Moisturized
Damn You, Chris Hardwick
Check, Please!
Every Rose For Herself
I'll Show You My Record If You Show Me Yours
Tough Roomie Sitch
Whoops, Gotta Run!
Hat Game Level: Zero
#WorstDateIn5Words the guy wore a fedora
— Jennette McCurdy (@jennettemccurdy) December 18, 2014
'Nuff Said
"Ghostbusters" Rules
There's no Dana. Only Zuul. #WorstDateIn5Words pic.twitter.com/zr92II8c6e
— Stay Puft (@staypuft) December 18, 2014
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