These #WorstDateIn5Words Tweets Will Make You Laugh At How Awkward Dating Is

Whether you're single, in a relationship or adrift in the sea known as "It's complicated," just be happy if you can't relate to any of these dating snafus.

The Twitter hashtag #WorstDateIn5Words was a trending topic on Thursday and prompted thousands of tweets from people who have lived to tell the tale of dates gone wrong -- as well as people who can write a good 5-word joke about one.

From seriously awkward conversation starters ("I'm not racist but...") to levels of discomfort we can only imagine ("His ankle bracelet started beeping") and some clever nods to dating in the movies ("Titanic"), here are some of the funniest #WorstDateIn5Words tweets the Internet had to offer:

Men's Rights Activist

His Mom Bought Dinner

Hemingway Off Base

Flashback To 2012


Oh, Baby

"I think my water broke." #WorstDateIn5Words

— Michael Kimmel (@mkimml) December 18, 2014


That Never Ends Well

Neither Does This

"White people experience racism, too!" #WorstDateIn5Words

— SocialJusticeKrieger (@UnseenPerfidy) December 18, 2014

Three's A Crowd

Gotta Stay Moisturized

Damn You, Chris Hardwick

Check, Please!

Every Rose For Herself

I'll Show You My Record If You Show Me Yours

Tough Roomie Sitch

Whoops, Gotta Run!

Hat Game Level: Zero

#WorstDateIn5Words the guy wore a fedora

— Jennette McCurdy (@jennettemccurdy) December 18, 2014

'Nuff Said

"Ghostbusters" Rules

There's no Dana. Only Zuul. #WorstDateIn5Words

— Stay Puft (@staypuft) December 18, 2014

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