'Worst Tattoo I Have Ever Seen' Is So NSFW You Don't Wanna See

"Tattoo Fixers" saved the crudest for last.

The controversial British reality show, in which artists repurpose embarrassing ink, just featured grandfather Mick from Kent, England, in the final episode of this series. Mick's innie belly button serves as a vagina surrounded by a tattoo of a woman spreading her legs.

Trust us, it's really tacky. But if you must see for yourself, don't say you weren't warned.

"That is hands-down the worst tattoo I have ever seen," show receptionist Paisley Billings says in the clip above.

"Thanks," says Mick.

No, thank you, Mick, for setting the bar so low on tasteless that perhaps we can all feel better about the horrible life choices we've made.

Even though Mick calls it "the best tattoo in Maidstone," it had to go because it was embarrassing his family.

"Tattoo Fixers" turned Mick's outlandish flesh art into the "Three Wise Monkeys."

I think we're too late on the "See No Evil" part, Mick.