On behalf of men everywhere, sorry.
With beauty standards, the gender wage gap, motherhood and everything in between, we already knew it was tough being a woman. Then Jimmy Fallon made #WorstFirstDate his hashtag again this week, and: Er. Mah. Gerd.
Horror stories from women totally dominated the segment, and all your tweets unequivocally prove one thing: Guys stink.
Sometimes that stink is figurative, like when a dude takes you to Bass Pro Shops for a first date. Yeah, Bass Pro Shops is sick. They have everything you need right there: hunting, fishing, camping. You’re set. But for a first date, (spoiler alert) it kind of sucks.
(I know. I was shocked, too, dudes, but it’s true.)
Other times, the stink is literal. When guys go in the bathroom, never return and tell you to call an Uber, it’s probably because he actually stinks.
Anyway, thanks for putting up with us. Enjoy Fallon’s faves this week:
Again, is it too late now to say sorry?
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.