You might be apprehensive about watching a video of turtles having sex, but this is so much more than that. A male turtle seems to be saying "wow" every time he humps his lady-turtle partner. Are you listening? A turtle is talking here, people. Don't worry about being grossed out because there is a conveniently located row of modesty-logs covering up the turtle sex. All you get is genuinely ridiculous thrusts (and accompanying "wows") in under 16 seconds flat.