You Know You're a Writer When...

You know you're a writer when...

• What you thought was the cat sitting in the hallway, is in fact, a dust bunny.
• Wearing moccasins and tie-dyed leggings are considered dressy work attire.
• Your weekly budget for Facebook advertising overtakes your grocery budget.
• You're continually running dialogue in your head and cracking yourself up.
• You realize you're actually conversing out loud with your budgie.
• Sticky notes completely cover the frame of your desktop.
• Sticky notes cover your desk.
• Sticky notes start appearing on the dashboard of your car.
• When the word count on your sticky notes is larger than the sum of what you wrote yesterday.
• You use your last sticky note to remind you to buy sticky notes.
• You realize it's possible to write notes in dust.
• You seriously consider cleaning the house--just joking!
• You become immobilized when your favorite gel pen runs out of ink.
• You lose your hard drive under your journal multiple times daily.
• You lose your journal.
• You find your journal underneath the dust bunny.
• You post pics of your cat/dog accompanied with random text and think they're hysterical or adorable.
• You accidentally call your spouse the name of one of your characters.
• You're constantly working to outwit yourself.
• Your snack consists of cheese and crackers, and dark chocolate covered almonds.
• Your snack between your first snack and lunch consists of dark chocolate covered almonds and a latte.
• Your lunch, when you remember it, consists of cheese and crackers, and dark chocolate covered almonds.
• You dream of writing in your private villa in Italy.
• You start to believe you own a villa in Italy.
• You see yourself sipping Chianti in your Italian villa.
• You remember you're sober.
• You consider anything over four hours of uninterrupted sleep the equivalent of gluttony.
• You write mundane blog posts to put off finishing a chapter because it's time kill off a character you love.

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