"It's really exciting to talk to you, especially right in the middle in your public meltdown."
And as Zach Galifianakis interviews Justin Bieber on the newest episode of "Between Two Ferns," he truly speaks for us all, calling out Bieber's increasingly erratic (and downright stupid) behavior unbefitting of a teen role model.
In the video, Galifianakis says things to Bieber's face that society has desperately needed him to hear to him for so long, lambasting him for everything from peeing in a bucket on camera to saying he thinks Anne Frank would have been a Belieber.
Somehow, Funny or Die convinced Bieber to sit there and take it from Galifianakis, even when he started pummeling him with a belt. Yes, really.
"You're not a child, and that's the point. So I can hit a grown man with a belt," Zach explains.