Border agents at the San Ysidro crossing with Mexico reportedly found the animals concealed in his jacket, pants pockets and groin area.
Mark Adams may be the "weirdest dude calling college basketball," one website hissed. But there was a reason for his lecture.
The Georgia Department of Natural Resources played a fun wildlife game with its Facebook followers.
"What would you do?" asked a reptile rescuer, showing the mass of adult and baby snakes.
The snake stuck its head out of a shelf in the spice section, surprising a shopper.
A Georgia woman thought she saw a piece of fuzz under the bed. It was not fuzz.
Breathe a sssigh of relief that the dayslong search is over.