Snakes

“Do you have asp-irations of taking a snake on a plane? Don’t get upsetti spaghetti by not understanding your airline’s rules,” TSA wrote in a hilarious post.
“Every one of the pythons removed as part of the Challenge is one less preying on our native birds, mammals and reptiles,” said Rodney Barreto, the commission’s chairman.
A New York City man is accused of hiding three Burmese pythons, one of the world's largest snakes, in his pants.
Ryan Zinke is campaigning to once again fight "swamp" serpents in D.C. His opponent, Monica Tranel, hopes to defeat “the biggest snake of them all.”
The Arizona Cardinals defensive end is "not a big fan of snakes," so having a potentially venomous one in his house freaked him out.
William H. “Marty” Martin was a leading authority on timber rattlers, a species he had been studying since discovering a previously unknown population as a child.
One police officer described it as "right out of a horror movie."
Border agents at the San Ysidro crossing with Mexico reportedly found the animals concealed in his jacket, pants pockets and groin area.