The late-night host dismantled an absurd argument made on the Senate floor.
“Why do we have laws in place that protect the eggs of a sea turtle or the eggs of eagles?" Sen. Steve Daines (R-Mont.) asked.
Don't tell these cats that they aren't turtles.
The large leatherback apparently got "disoriented" in Cape Cod Bay, but after a change of scenery and some vitamins, he was good to go.
Staff members nicknamed the turtles Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen after the twin child stars.
The troublesome terrapin didn't seem to care that it was taunting two of the world's most fearsome apex predators.
The state's freshwater turtles are struggling as pollution, climate change and over-extraction of water threatens their fragile home.
Pet owners took their animals to church to mark the feast of St. Anthony, the protector of animals.
Robert Crosland said he believed he was doing the right thing by putting the sick puppy out of its misery.
Investigators are trying to determine how a severed human digit wound up inside a turtle's stomach.