"I put my phone down for an hour and missed 67 back-to-school emails."
The clips showcase a unique talent marked by his deadpan delivery whose jokes often took unexpected turns.
"I am going to let it rip from the Bison account," a high-ranking Interior Department spokesperson wrote before taking to the agency's troll handle to "fact-check."
The 45th president says the 43rd president “shouldn’t be lecturing anybody.”
The House minority leader, who is vaccinated, fired off a message opposing vaccine mandates.
"I'm being actually quite serious here," the former White House economic adviser said.
AP Planner took down a tweet that had commemorated Sept. 11 as the 20th anniversary of Nickelback's "Silver Side Up."
The GOP congressman told Democrats to "leave people the hell alone" on vaccinations, even though Americans have had to get them for decades.
"i woof and bark at my dog when he’s woofing and barking at me and i just hope i’m not calling him any dog slurs by accident"
"Dining out with kids is a great way to practice talking in angry whispers"