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Despite the fact that millions of his constituents were left without power in Texas last week, Cruz was still willing to make light of his Cancun trip.
"telling the song to 'shut up' right before you skip it >>>"
"My kid’s doctor kit includes a stethoscope, an otoscope, a syringe, and like 9 dolphins"
"Seriously, did these folks not read the Old Testament?"
"Somewhere Tucker Carlson just learned he's going to have to talk about Mr. Potato Head tonight," one Twitter user joked.
"I’d love to have another kid but where would we put their art."
The president’s POTUS account stopped following her shortly after, prompting the model to post yet another funny tweet.
"My wife’s superpower is acting surprised when the 12 to 14 packages delivered daily to our house are all for her."
"Just enjoying a little me time. So, basically hiding from my family in the bathroom."
The Super Bowl-winning quarterback was asking for it.