Proof that keto can be truly delicious.
Charles Dwight Stout III admitted to vandalizing the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro with graffiti and strips of bacon.
It all goes back to bacon.
In February, the internet threw itself into a tizzy over a reported bacon shortage only to find out that America's stocks of bacon wouldn't be largely affected. But months later, pig farmers are still having trouble keeping up with demand for the product.
Our way of life is under threat. Because of historic hog shortages and skyrocketing consumption we could soon be bereft of bacon.
And we're paying for it.
We're snout even kidding. 🐷
It's a controversial take.
Because ramen is better with bacon.
A trio of fabulous, simple-enough-for-a-Wednesday dishes using three staples: bacon, oranges and rosemary.
No, America isn't running out of bacon.
Feel better with bacon, America.