Can we officially ban any and all usage of "nom?"
It explains why people wait so long for just two Cronuts.
Apparently, if you're still craving Cronuts and tweeting about it, you're part of the 1 percent of netizens that still care.
It's not that I dislike the taste or have any moral objection to eating fat; it's just that pork belly doesn't deserve to be its own trend. It's bacon, for crying out loud. It's what we put on everything to make everything taste better. Has bacon ever not been a food trend?
We're witnessing the pinnacle of food hype, right here.
The Cronut has had its year, it's time we move on now.