bestiality

About 10 states remain with no law against bestiality on the books.
The sheriff maintains that the man "Fully intended to carry out his perversion."
"It was a flippant comment that should not have come out of my mouth."
I will offer one backhanded defense of the Danes. Denmark is the original home of the Little Mermaid, and she was pretty hot. So if you believe in mermaids and consider them animals, I can kind of see why you might want bestiality to remain legal in case you ever happen upon a flippered femme fatale.