Sen. Ted Cruz, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna and Kari Lake all rushed to suggest the Rainbow Bridge incident was an act of terror.
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” star Trixie Mattel read the Texas Republican’s “Unwoke” to kids, and it didn’t end well.
“I was thinking about the scariest Halloween costume and quickly found one: Senator who flees to Cancun.”
Fans had urged the Texas senator to stay away from the final game of the American League Championship Series.
"Should someone tell him?” one commenter taunted the Republican's admiration for the shortest-serving British prime minister.
“Intimate knowing, the lovers kissed, familiar and ever-exciting,” the GOP senator read aloud from Mustafa Kasubhai’s poem before accusing him of being Marxist.
Shall I compare thee to a Senate Judiciary Committee meeting? In a strange bid to prove a judicial candidate has Marxist leanings, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) uncovered a love poem the candidate had written 30 years ago & read it aloud.
The GOP senator said there is a "very significant" chance of Dems making the switch to this candidate next summer.
The Lose Cruz PAC's montage ends with an awkward comment from the senator.
"It’s like, really? You sell yourself so cheap?”