He tried to pass it off as a gun, but at least one potential victim didn't fall for it.
"I just went into protection mode. "Ladies say 'mama bear,' but it was 'papa bear' here."
Damages are running as much as $1,000 per car.
And that dark sweater looks like a tactical vest.
The suspect told police he keeps a bowl of urine on hand for self-defense reasons.
There were also 10 bullets in the fake Good Book.