You need to be aware of dysfunctional patterns in order to break them.
Basically the opposite of your Netflix subscription.
"It's time to get our lives together AF!"
I immediately mapped out our friendship in my head.
TGI.. Oh wait, I have to work.
The thing about adulthood that I never understood until now was the mind-numbing monotony of it all. The grown-up life I fantasized about when I was a child did not include things like buying tires for the car or re-caulking the tub or rolling the garbage cans down to the curb in the pouring rain. You can't escape adulthood; it's everywhere.
Adulting is a myth.
As you edge closer to 30, you should start getting your house in check, especially when it comes to matters of the kitchen. Exploring domesticity just before you hit the big 3-0 can be exciting, liberating even.